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woldy (woldy) wrote,
@ 2008-06-09 13:06:00

Entry tags:

drabble, harry/draco, hp slash

The Eight Potters, & Polyjuice Payback

The Eight Potters

Title: The Eight Potters
Author: Woldy
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Polyjuice
Disclaimer: These boys belong to Jo.

“Oh my god,” Draco murmured, gazing at the seven extra Potters.

With impeccable timing, a Potter removed his shirt.

“A striptease! Excellent,” said Draco gleefully, as the other Potters begun to undress. Two of them – probably the Twins - paused to check each other out. Draco smirked and moved closer.

“Behave!” Harry warned.

“None of these half-naked Potters are my fault,” Draco said airily, examining someone’s bum. “This was Snape’s little fantasy. There could be whole orgies of -”

With a glare, Harry tugged him out of the Pensieve.

“What?” Draco asked innocently. “Darling, I only have eyes for you.”

Title: Polyjuice Payback
Author: Woldy
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Challenge: Polyjuice

It was years after leaving Hogwarts before Draco learnt the reason for the mysterious Crabbe and Goyle memory-loss incident in Second Year. Payback, Draco decided, was long overdue.

Draco bought strands of Ginny Weasley’s hair from a Quidditch fansite. It was Potter’s own fault that his wards weren’t designed to detect polyjuice.

“Fuck, yes!” Potter gasped, thrusting into Draco’s currently-Weasley-shaped mouth.

Draco hummed, causing Potter to moan loudly, and glanced at his watch.

The potion would wear off in exactly four minutes. Really, Draco considered, it was Potter’s choice whether to come beforehand.

With a smirk, Draco slowed his pace.