Jul. 30th, 2008

Searching for Your Edges (Harry/Draco, NC-17)

My assignment for the HP Crackship exchange, cross-posted from that community.

Title:
Searching for Your Edges
Author: woldy
Rating: NC-17 for bondage etc
Pairing:
Harry/Draco
Warnings:
Consensual BDSM
Spoilers:
Minor spoilers for HBP & DH
Word Count: 2900
Written For: nefariousandrea
Prompt: Harry's 25 b-day is tomorrow and Draco doesn't know what Harry wants so he pokes about Harry's mind while he is asleep, but when he stumbles upon Harry's dream imagine his shock at the role playing, the handcuffs and......
Disclaimer: These boys belong to Jo.
Notes: This fic is un-betad, I apologise for any mistakes. 
 

Jun. 10th, 2008

Pretty in Pink

Title: Pretty in Pink
Author: Woldy
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Challenge: Pink
Disclaimer: These boys belong to Jo.
Notes: the sequel to Polyjuice Payback
 

Draco didn’t like pink, but conceded that it looked fetching on Potter’s cheeks.
 
“You disgusting, treacherous, cheating-” shouted Potter, gesticulating furiously. “How dare you enter my house!”
 
“You seemed to be enjoying yourself before,” Draco drawled, and gave Potter’s lap a pointed look. The erection was visible beneath his rumpled robes.
 
Potter blushed even pinker and seized his wand. “Stay away from me!”
 
“Really?” Draco enquired, advancing. “Shouldn’t I finish what I started?”
 
Draco touched the bulge in Potter’s robes and Potter shuddered, barely resisting when Draco shoved him against the wall.
 
Next time, Draco wouldn’t bother with the polyjuice.

Jun. 9th, 2008

The Eight Potters, & Polyjuice Payback

The Eight Potters
 
Title: The Eight Potters
Author: Woldy
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Polyjuice
Disclaimer: These boys belong to Jo.

 
 
“Oh my god,” Draco murmured, gazing at the seven extra Potters.
 
With impeccable timing, a Potter removed his shirt.
 
“A striptease! Excellent,” said Draco gleefully, as the other Potters begun to undress. Two of them – probably the Twins - paused to check each other out. Draco smirked and moved closer.
 
“Behave!” Harry warned.
 
“None of these half-naked Potters are my fault,” Draco said airily, examining someone’s bum. “This was Snape’s little fantasy. There could be whole orgies of -”
 
With a glare, Harry tugged him out of the Pensieve.
 
“What?” Draco asked innocently. “Darling, I only have eyes for you.”
 
 
Title: Polyjuice Payback
Author: Woldy
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Challenge: Polyjuice

 

Jun. 1st, 2008

All about camping

Title: All about camping
Author: Woldy
Word Count: 100
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Challenge: Great Outdoors
Disclaimer: Not mine & not profiting.
Notes:  Originally posted at HD100
 
 
“We are never doing this again!” Draco complained, brushing twigs off his robes. “Eugh. I think I have mud in-“
 
“Ok,” Harry said, placating him, “But it was your idea to role play your what if we’d done this during the war fantasies.”
 
“It was a brilliant idea,” Draco replied sulkily. “I had visions of you tied up in the Manor dungeons, or dripping wet from that pond. Or treasure and dragons.”
 
“There wasn’t much of that,” Harry said, “Mostly the war was all about camping.”
 
Draco pouted. “Some people have no idea what makes a good story,” he drawled.

Mar. 29th, 2008

A Big Event

Title:A Big Event
Author: Woldy
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 400
Summary: In Draco's experience, vengeance was a dish best served with champagne.
Feedback: appreciated muchly
Disclaimer: the boys don't belong to me & I derive only enjoyment from using them.
Notes: Yay, this will be my first finished H/D fic! It is unbeta-ed, so my apologies for any mistakes.


"Suits should be dry-cleaned, invitations sent.
Whatever form it takes – a tiff, a brawl –
The end of love should be a big event.
It should involve the hiring of a hall.”

Sophie Hannah, “The End of Love”

When Draco saw the wedding announcement in the Prophet’s society pages, it took him barely minutes to devise a plan.
 
In Draco’s experience, vengeance was a dish best served with champagne. His party would put the Weasley’s wildest, most luxuriant dreams for a wedding reception to shame.
 
He flooed the florist, caterer and his tailor immediately, wondering idly whether ice sculptures would be over the top.
 
“I’m so sorry, Draco,” Pansy said, with utter insincerity. She was wearing lemon-coloured silk with frills, so a sombre attitude clearly wouldn’t accessorize.
 
“Glad you could make it,” Draco drawled, leaning in kiss each of her cheeks. “You look beautiful.”
 
Pansy simpered and sashayed inside, moving in the direction of the vol-au-vents.
 
The hall was beautiful: clean marble lines and glittering crystal chandeliers. The ice sculptures were exquisite.
 
“Draco,” Harry growled, and Draco adopted a carefully neutral expression.
 
Harry’s arrival was not unexpected, since he had received one of the invitations sent to two hundred of Draco’s closest acquaintances:
 
The End of the Affair
 
Mr Draco Malfoy cordially requests your company to celebrate
 the conclusion of his relationship with Mr Harry Potter.
 
Friday March 16th, 8pm onwards
at the Potion Master’s Hall
 
Please RSVP
 
Graciously, Draco had addressed the owl to Ginny Weasley. He wanted her to feel included.
 
“Harry,” Draco said, turning. “Lovely to see you. Ginny isn’t coming tonight?”
 
“No,” said Harry in a clipped voice. “Thanks to you, we’re on a break.”  
 
“My commiserations,” Draco lied smoothly.
 
“I know what you’re doing, and it won’t work. Ginny and I will be fine!” Harry snarled.
 
“Glad to hear it,” Draco said, laying a pacifying hand on Harry’s shoulder. “Now, how about a smile for the photographers?”
 
Harry swivelled and saw the massed ranks of the press inside the hall. He bared his teeth at them and a dozen flashes went off.
 
“This isn’t over!” Harry announced and stormed out, pursued by a crowd of journalists.
 
Evidently, Harry hadn’t expected the press contingent. Draco had planned for this very eventuality, which was why he’d sent the press invites by Express Owl an hour ago.
 
Predictably, Ginny Weasley cancelled the wedding. Draco thought that would have happened even if her fiance’s infidelity hadn’t been front page news for a week.
 
Harry forgave him within six months, but since Draco’s hand was on his cock at the time it was possible he hadn’t meant it.