The Homoeroticism Hypothesis
Title: The Homoeroticism Hypothesis
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: none
Pairing: Luna / Padma, & Ron / Hermione
Warnings: Includes het as well as femmeslash.
Disclaimer: not mine & not profiting.
Notes: Set immediately after the last chapter of DH.
"Well, that's a big surprise to exactly no one," Ginny commented, when Hermione and Ron arrived for breakfast together the morning after the battle.
"There's a hypothesis," Hermione said, "That boarding schools are homoerotic; something about the dormitories. I never found that."
Everyone exchanged glances.
"Don't look at me!" protested Ron.
"Too busy staying alive to notice," said Harry.
"Well, girls are very pretty," Luna said, "And I sometimes think that's why they stole my clothes."
"Wasn't it shoes?"
"Sometimes," replied Luna with a smile, "But in the mornings I often had to wrestle Padma to get my bra back."
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: none
Pairing: Luna / Padma, & Ron / Hermione
Warnings: Includes het as well as femmeslash.
Disclaimer: not mine & not profiting.
Notes: Set immediately after the last chapter of DH.
"Well, that's a big surprise to exactly no one," Ginny commented, when Hermione and Ron arrived for breakfast together the morning after the battle.
"There's a hypothesis," Hermione said, "That boarding schools are homoerotic; something about the dormitories. I never found that."
Everyone exchanged glances.
"Don't look at me!" protested Ron.
"Too busy staying alive to notice," said Harry.
"Well, girls are very pretty," Luna said, "And I sometimes think that's why they stole my clothes."
"Wasn't it shoes?"
"Sometimes," replied Luna with a smile, "But in the mornings I often had to wrestle Padma to get my bra back."